When I was [?],
It seemed that [?] was so wonderful, a [?],
Oh, it [?] beautiful, [?].
And all the [?] in the trees,
They'd be singing so [?], oh, joyfully, oh [?],
[?] me.

But then they [?] me [?],
To teach me how to be [?], logical,
Oh, [?], practical.
And then they showed me a [?],
Where I could be so [?], oh, clinical,
Oh, intellectual, [?].

There are [?] when all the world's [?],
The questions run too [?]
For such a simple man.

Won't you please, please tell me what we've [?];
I know it [?] absurd.
Please tell me [?] I am.

I say, what would you say?
They'll be calling you a [?], a liberal,
Oh, [?], criminal.
Won't you [?] up your name?
We'd like to feel you're acceptable, [?],
Oh, presentable, a [?].

But at night, when all the world's ,
The questions run so
For such a simple man.
Won't you please, please tell me what we've .
I know it absurd,
Please tell me I am, I am, I am...